Here's something that you may or may not know about me. I love dogboarding.
If you've never heard of dogboarding, this video explains it best:
Now the thing about dogboarding is that if you don't actually have a dog, it's easy to get out of practice (and cats handle wayyyyy differently). Needless to say, I dogsit a lot (like babysitting, with dogs), but don't confuse that with "dogsitting" (the recreational sport). That's completely different. That's just sitting on a dog for prolonged periods of time.
But really, who sits on a dog? That's just mean.
Don't sit on dogs.
1. Dogboarding [DANIELS]